Jermain Defoe offered a brilliant three-word response on Twitter after his Rangers debut was postponed due to the pitch being frozen.
The 36-year-old was due to appear for the Gers in their fourth round Scottish Cup tie against Cowdenbeath before the match was called off.
Rangers boss Steven Gerrard also revealed his other January recruit, Southampton midfielder Steven Davis, was set to feature in the match.
But after the club announced the fixture had been rescheduled for January 30, the veteran striker couldn’t resist the urge to laugh about the state of affairs.
“Welcome to Scotland”, he tweeted alongside a laughing emoji.
Central Park, where Defoe was due to appear, also doubles as a stock-car racing venue and Cowdenbeath director Tom Ewing claimed the surface was harder last summer than it was tonight.
He said: “We played a couple of games here in the Betfred Cup, it was a long dry summer and I would absolutely say the pitch was harder then than it is now.
“It’s not hard now, the referee feels that that’s a problem. It was a local referee that was called out and in our view it was a precaution.
“There’s a little bit of area up by the penalty box which is a bit devoid of grass. It’s a very small area and the groundsman felt that he could’ve forked it up and softened it up.
“But the referee’s made his decision and we’ve got to abide by that. But we’re hugely disappointed. I think most of the people looking at the pitch are saying they’ve seen a lot worse.”